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Jokes And One-liners For Maid Of Honor Speeches

Maid Of Honor Speeches For SistersI have composed a list of 10 fun little jokes and one liners that the maid of honor could use in her toast for the bride and groom at their wedding reception.

1. Be aware, she just purchased one of those new leashes that could send a shock if you should happen to accidental overstep your boundaries.

2. I won't miss those things that go "bump in the night" coming from your room anymore.

3. Remember those vows are non-refundable, non-returnable.

4. Your marriage license has a lifetime warranty on it. There is no expiration date on this policy.

5. they said it couldn't be done, but you proved them wrong, you got him.

6. It may have taken a lot reeling, but finally with that hook, line and sinker, you got this fish into your boat.

7. Dad not only got a son he so desperately wanted, he finally got rid of a daughter.

8. by the way, the locks have been all changed, and I lost the extra set of keys.

9. If she's going to cook Thanksgiving Dinner, It's going to be "turkey on a stick". I don't believe she knows what knob on the stove turns on the oven.

10. She's got the GPS set exactly to get to The Mall of America the quickest way.

By Shirley Norling - I'm semi retired, living in East Central Mn. with my husband. We have 2 sons and 4 grandsons. Writing has been a hobby of mine for years and finally I now have the time to pursue it. After my sons completed...  






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